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2. Turn on the wrong burner.
3. While prepping dinner, place a glass Pyrex casserole dish on the (unbeknownst to you) active burner.
4. Wait 5 minutes.
5. "Enjoy" the fun as said casserole dish literally explodes all over your kitchen.
The only good part is that none of us were directly in the kitchen in the time, which is why this post is not entitled "How To Grievously Injure Yourself And All Your Loved Ones."
In conclusion, harrumph.
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6. Congratulations! Your kitchen is now full of burning-hot glass pieces! Have fun cleaning them up!
7. Oh, they are also charring your wooden floor. So, you know, there's that.
0. Own an electric stove.
God, I really hate those things. Now you've just given me one more reason: They'll blow up your dishes and char your floors!